NO PARALLEL PARKING IS A DEVIL'S INVENTION YOU'VE BEEN BLESSED BY AN ANGEL YOU WILL NEVER FALL IN TEMPTATION OF DOING IT
I LITERALLY DID IT EARLIER THATS WHY I MADE THE POST IM SORRY
YOU’VE BEEN CORRUPTED AND YOUR SOUL BELONGS TO THE DEVIL I BANISH YOU TO THE DEEPEST PITS OF HELL
Reblog graph of the day is: Wholly organic not reblogged by thousands of pornbots straight from the source butter
Holy shit it’s been reblogged 9 thousand times straight from the source.
Would you whores like to see videos of the Rome Metro and High-speed rail in Italy while I'm away?
as 90% of desktop users have probably found out, today @staff released an update that for some insane reason COMPLETELY remodels the dashboard to replicate twitter's. this is of course in the wake of numerous other thoroughly hated changes and a continued refusal to fix any of the site's actual problems, half of which stem directly from site management.
HOWEVER, thanks to the power of jQuery, i was able to throw together a userscript that remodels the dashboard back to its original look almost perfectly.
here is my dashboard right now, with the script active:
and here is the old dashboard in separate tab container that hasn't received the update:
it's hardly perfect; i had trouble making it force reload to the fixed layout when switching between other pages and the dashboard, and it currently only fixes just the dashboard. it's also completely untested on browsers other than firefox, and chances are it looks a bit screwy on ultrawide monitors. but for now at least, it's a good fix.
the unfucker is a tampermonkey userscript. all you have to do to use it is install the tampermonkey extension, hit "create new script", and replace the default code on the page with the script (link here) and save it.
using tumblr mobile and seeing people talk about a desktop layout change is like hearing a timer suddenly start ticking down. I am safe for now but I hear the danger
its so cool watching the modern internet actively strangle itself in the name of squeezing out another percent of profits i love obtaining an intimate understanding of the looming dread a roman citizen during the rapid decline of the empire must've felt. it sucks and isn't good by the way
i honestly think the "oc dont steal" brand of humor died as hard as it did because literally nothing will be as funny as Σario
nothing could top this
part of the issue with the egg discourse is that 'egg' no longer means just transfems. cracking a transgirl egg: awesome more women. cracking a transmasc 'egg' : more transandrophobia truthers in the world
Refuse to believe egg can be used for other kinds of trans people. It’s unnatural
Litany against transandrophobia 🧎♀️
oh thats it. that fucking does it. ive had it. i feel so violent
God, forbid men do anything (nightly prayer)
"Waaaa boo hoo I get uncomfortable when people call me an egg :ccc" Ok. Transition then 🙄
What about teenagers living in unsafe environments? This is elitist as fuck not everyone even CAN transition
What about, uhhhh, pee pee poopoo. ppthhhhhh
GNC People exist. pass it on.
Do you think trans people are not gnc
PARALLEL PARKING IS EVIL I HAVE BEEN CURSEDBY THE DEVIL